Monday 4 January 2016

Jokes on you HAHAHA


Jokes on you!
Jokes on you is you standard joke blog where they will be old school funny jokes, so read down below to see the joke and the answers you should be getting. why not use these jokes on your friends and family and make them laugh?

Jokes:

1. Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].

2. Student: Knock Knock!
Teacher: "who's there?"
Student: "Lettuce."
Teacher: "Lettuce who?"
Student: "Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!"

3. Student: Knock Knock!
Teacher: "who's there?"
Student: "Huch!"
Teacher: "Huch! who?"
Student: "Bless you!"

4. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.

5. Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the teacher give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

for more stay tuned we will be uploading more and get that laughing chain going!!!

6 comments:

  1. make sure you revise your jokes and see that they are no too offensive as people using them on other people, some can get really hurt so make the jokes abit friendly!

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  2. Keep up the good work, you'll be a comedian in no time.

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  3. That was really funny, loved the jokes, keep up the good work.

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  4. very funny puns, hope to seeing more in the future

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  5. very funny puns, hope to seeing more in the future

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